How about this face? He made me think of Santa Claus...an Indian Santa Clause...This is my good friend's dad. He is as cool as he looks.

4=number of times I was almost hit/killed by crazy Indian drivers as I walked to work today, didn't walk on purpose...just not a single auto would give me a ride

1=number of monetary bribes I saw take place while sitting in a Indian Police station this week...all the walls were PINK by the way...we won't even go into how mad this "bribe to get anything done" culture makes me

1FAT=number of cows I saw getting hand fed off of someone's front steps this morning in my neighborhood

16=number of days my good friend Ben has left in India before he goes back to America for good

5=number of auto drivers who, in one day, tried to cheat me and charge me over 5 times the amount the meter would have said...I may be white but I am not stupid nor will I compromise...I would rather walk than pay cheaters...

40=number of days till I get on my flight that will whisk me away to America

15=number of days till my BESTEST friend comes to visit me in India!! ROCK ON I AM EXCITED!

And with that...over and out.