Number of languages spoken by occupants of the homes on my street: 5
Number of these languages I speak, yet in my American English way: 1.2
Number of people I actually had even a slightly sucessful convo with in neighborhood today: 0
Number of PATHETIC sounding 7-10 piece marching-ish bands outside of office window: 1 (What ARE they thinking?)
Number of times have laughed out loud at marching-ish band: 5
Number of half empty glasses of water on desk: 2 (the aliens might be coming)
Number of things crossed off my To Do list because someone else did it for me: 1
Number of leaves on the plant on my desk that are brown: 2
Number of Company e-mails in inbox that I don't feel like reading right now: 8
Number of people in the office who argue we never REALLY had men land on the moon: 2
Number of e-mails in inbox that made me laugh: 1
Number of times have used butter knife to fix space bar: 2, OK, make that 3
Number of threats supervisor said I should have made to man harassing her: 1
Number of mint chocolate bells from America eaten: 3
Number of times power has gone out in office today: 3
Number of things getting accomplished that are on To Do list: 0