A mosquito just committed suicide in the boiling water on the stove. SUCKER!

And what is also great is that  I entered the house and found that the GARGANTUAN ants that have invaded my house, yet I have refused to kill as long as they just wanted to crawl around and not bite me, have been falling to their own, but sweet, death by succumbing to their weakness of trying to get a sip of the little bit of coke I have left in a cup on my table. They are drowning in their pursuit of happiness. Too bad Jolly Ranchers don't provide pools of sweetness for them to drown in...other wise I would willingly give them some in order to save myself from further massive crawlys. Instead I stow my treats away in the fridge with all the other candy blessings that have been brought to me or sent to me from the States.

Now if I can figure out the weakness of the gecko who left his dropping of poo on my piece of paper that I have hung on the wall of my office next to my desk...

Number of men using public walls/side walks as a urinal in a 2 km stretch: 5

Think I want to watch a movie...sure wish I had some new ones though...